又一天，又一次撸管。男人，我需要一个女朋友。

Jk I don't need anyone but me, myself and my right hand (sometimes my left). Plus loneliness can be such a blessing, being with someone complicates every aspect of one's life. I'm not saying that relationships are the worst, but they're certainly not the best either. I'll probably change my mind once I get a girlfriend :P