你是一个令人作呕的胖懒鬼，你让我恶心

Oh my god, you're just such a fat bastard, aren't you?

I have never seen anything as big as that.

How did you get so big? You're bigger than the bloody house.

Oh my gosh, you know what? You just really need to go and hang yourself, you know.

Or you need to go on a diet, because that's not going to work.